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Hi, my name is Ryan Hague. I'm a proud evangelical Christian, and an even prouder Republican. Jesus Christ is my best friend! My favorite hobbies include shaming those damned homosexuals, protesting abortion clinics, and telling other people how to live! I really enjoy being around my ultra-religious family. I love them all! I LOOVVEEE contemporary Christian Rock! I'm also a huge fan of the FCC, though they could be a little more strict. I love Jesus!


Kidding, if you can't tell.


Yeah, comment and I will add you.

Even you.
This transpired literally five minutes ago.

Oldies 100 has this contest called the "Backwards Oldie". I knew the answer and called. By some strange miracle, I was the first caller to answer correctly! Right after I gave my answer and said my name, I got accidentally disconnected and someone else got the answer and prize. Not cool. :(

I love this song.

Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Oh ho ho ho
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm

It's a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo

But you can take the crosstown bus
If it's raining or it's cold
And the animals will love it
If you do

If ya do now

Something tells me
It's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm
Oh ho ho ho
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm

The monkeys stand for honesty
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly but they're dumb
Ourang-outangs are skeptical
Of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum

Zebras are reactionaries
Antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently
What a gas
Ya gotta come and see
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
-Simon and Garfunkel

Feb. 2nd, 2005

Quoth the almightly king of the United States:

"Our second great responsibility to our children and grandchildren is to honor and to pass along the values that sustain a free society. So many of my generation, after a long journey, have come home to family and faith, and are determined to bring up responsible, moral children. Government is not the source of these values, but government should never undermine them.

Because marriage is a sacred institution and the foundation of society, it should not be re-defined by activist judges. For the good of families, children, and society, I support a constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage."

Congrats, America - You've elected a bigot!

How's this for frustrating. When you're having a conversation, with say, Lana, and your mother decides that she absolutely must go online at that moment. Meanwhile, you're extremely interested in said conversation. When you come back on, this person, say Lana again, has their away message on. Thanks mom. :( lol

Jan. 24th, 2005

Yes, there is an explaination behind this picture. No Flynn, I don't want Mance.

Guaranteed - 0% accuracy or better!

I got bored, so I made a quiz that stereotyped every group at MonDon.

What kind of MonDon-er are you? by R The H
You are:Unpopular - You spend FLEX in the Lecture Hall...admit it.
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Do it.

This journal is friends only. Not because I want it to be, but because I must prevent one person from reading it. So, even if I don't know you, I'll add you.

If you're one of my friends who doesnt have an LJ, I set up an account solely for the purpose of people being able to read this. IM me at KnoblauchYankees, and I'll give it to you.
Tomorrow marks the 24th anniversary of John Lennon's untimely murder in NYC. It saddens me to think that someone could kill such a kind, loving man.

John Winston Ono Lennon
October 9, 1940-December 8, 1980

The man truly never wasted a word. Even his Christmas song had a deep message.

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